天下第一

贵港方言

诶~游泳（标准方言词是“游水”）有好多好处，既可以锻炼人个四肢，而且可以锻炼人的心肺功能
e,yóu yǒng(fāng yān zhí yì yóu shuǐ)yǒu hǎo duó hǎo chù,tè bié shì duān liàn rén dě xīn fèi gōng néng。
Eh..Swimming,good for a lot，like your body，especially good for Cardiopulmonary function
但系据自己观察身边都系有好多人唔识游水
dàn shì jù zì jǐ guān chá shēn biān dōu yǒu tǐng duō rén bú huì yóu yǒng。
But I found that very few people know how to swimming.
诶~而唔识游水的原因只有一个——唔想学
Eh,there’s only one reason of they can't swim--don't want to learn.
我想讲下自己游泳嘅经历，啱读小学
I want to talk about my experience of swimming.When i go to primary school，
而且~家~屋企人又唔畀自己去有，总系怕出咩事之类个
My family didn’t allow me to swim alone,always worry about that if drowning happen.
但系在游泳咕点上，我自己冇有听自己屋人个话
I didn’t listen to my family if I want to.
所以自己就偷偷去学游水，当时想学游水个原因只有一个
so that I learn to swim by myself.The only one reason i want to swim is that
觉得，如果发洪水嘅话我唔会畀洪水淹死
If the flood comes,I will not be drowned.
反正当时就咁简单，根本冇有谂到锻炼身体之类个
My mind is simple,I didn’t realise what it means to me.
诶~啊周有好几日啩……
Some of the day in a week,
放学之后个话我都系冇有直接返屋企
I didn’t go home after school,
然后系同同学河里边去游水
just swiming with classmates.
就系讲嘅话，在我读小学个时候，河流个水质都系非常好个，而且……
The water was so great at that time.
每日XX个时候都有好多人在码头啊边游水
and so many people swam by the pier at the nightfall.
咁咧~诶~背住屋企人我自己去慢慢学识去游水
Time wasted,I could swim much better and better,and my family just knew nothing about it.

客家话方言样音

亻厓係葉玉嬌，桃園縣中壢市人。從細出世到過嶺里个客家莊。
ngai55 he11 rhab2 ngiug2 giau53，to55 rhan55 rhan11 zhong53 lag5 shi33 ngin55，qiung55 se11 chud2 she11 do21 go11 liang53 li53 gai11 hag5 ga53 zong53。
後來又徙到新屋鄉戴，這下在科園國小教客語。
heu33 loi55 rhiu24 sai33 do21 sin53 vug5 hiong53 dai11，lia24 ha33 cai33 ko53 rhan55 gued2siau24 gau53 hag5 ngi53 。
教客家話已經有十二年了。目前還在該認真、煞猛、打拚、學習。
gau53 hag5 ga53 fa11 i24 gin53 rhiu53 shib2 ngi33 le53。mug5 qian55 han55 cai33 gai55 ngin33 zhin53、 sad5 mang53、da24 biang11、 hag2 sib2。
亻恩俚老祖先个語言、文化、山歌、民俗、信仰等。
en53 li55 lo24 zu24 xien53 gai11 ngi53 ngien55 、vun55 fa11 、san53 go53、min55 siug2、sin11 ngiong24 den24。
亻厓試著做一個客家子弟， 愛會講客家話， 這係最基本个。
ngai55 chi11 do24 zo11 rhid gai11 hag5 ga53 zii24 ti33，oi11 voi33 gong24 hag5 ga53 fa11，lia24 he11 zui11 gi53 bun24 gai11。
認同自家族群文化，發揚傳承。我以做一个客家人為最光榮个事情。
ngin33 tung55 cii33 ga53 cug2 kiun55 vun55 fa11，fad5 rhong55 chon55 shin55 。ngai55 rhi53 zo11 rhid5 gai11 hak5 ga53 ngin55 vui55 zui11 gong53 rhung55 gai11 sii33 qin55。

惠州市的一个故事

我還个大四學生，愛過年分問最多是:有無開始實習工作了?
ngo21 hai24 ge21 tai53 fui21 hok2 sang55，oi24 go53 ngien21 bin53 mun55 zoi21 do21 sue21:io53 mo21 koi53 sii21 sit2 sip5 gung21 zok5ler21?
I’m a fourth year university student. Back for the new year, the most common question I get is: "Have you started an internship yet?"
過年日，大舅來愛食飯，當大家開開心心食完飯，坐來愛介紹
go21 ngien24 ngit2，tai53 kiu21 loi21 oi55 siit2 fan21，dong55 tai53 ga24 koi53 koi53 xit2 sit2 siit2 van21 fan53，co24 loi21 oi55 ken24 ni21 ge55 sau21 1
One day during the new year, my uncle comes over to eat. After everybody’s happily finished eating, sitting there chatting,
大舅从他裤袋里拿出四封利是，问我：
tai53 kiu24 cen21 gin55 fu55 toi55 na21 der55 na21 chut5 fu21 fung21 li21 sut2，mun21 moi33:
my uncle took four red packets from his trouser pocket,asked:"Have you started an intership yet?"
“有没开始实习工作了？”我想我也算是半个走进社会里的人了，就随口回了句“嗯”。
I thought I am ready go to society for working,"en" I spoke without thinking.
只看到他把两封利是分了我老弟，还有两封利是塞回了褲袋，这时候
Just seeing he gave two red packets to my brother,putting another two red packets back to his trouser pocket.
我只能傻傻的对着他笑。又有一天，我到我舅婆家吃饭，等大家都开开心心吃完饭坐下来聊天的时候
In this time,I only can silly smile.Then one day, I go to my great aunt’s home for dinner,after we finished dinner happily,sitting there chatting,
舅婆从她的荷包里拿出四封利是，问我：“阿智，是不是开始实习工作啦？”我想都没想就回答：“没有”。
Great aunt took fours red packets from wallet,then asked:"A zhi,have you started an intership yet?""no."I answered without thinking.
“哦，这样啊，小孩子还没走进社会，不会管理钱，这些利息就分若妈拿着”。
"Oh,I got it,you are a young have not worked in society that don’t know how to manage money,that these red packets your mother will take instead of yo."
只看到她把两封利是都给了我妈，这一次，我又可以傻傻的对着她笑。
Just saw she gave two red packets to my mother,I smile silly again this time.
这两次后，每次有人问我：有没开始实习工作了？我就講：恭喜发财。拿利息来，我正講分你聽。
After both events,when someone askes me:Have you started an intership yet? I will only say:May you be happy and prosperous.Only give me red packets I will tell you the answer.